Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
	To handle yourself, use your head. To handle others, use your heart.
	Anger is only one letter short of danger.
	If someone betrays you once, it's their fault. If they betray you twice, it's your fault.
	Great minds discuss ideas;  Average minds discuss events;  Small minds discuss people.
	God gives every bird its food, but He does not throw it into its nest.
	He who loses money, loses much;  He who loses a friend, loses more;  He who loses faith, loses all.
	Beautiful young people are acts of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art.
	Learn from the mistakes of others.  You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
	The tongue weighs pratically nothing, but so few people can hold it.
	Friends, you and me...you brought another friend...and then there were three...we started our group...our circle of friends...and like that circle...there is no beginning...there is no end.
	Work like you don't need the money.
	Love like you've never been hurt.
	Dance like nobody's watching.
	According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on record measures 13 inches. The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches.
	The Caramoja tribe of northern Uganda tie a weight on the end of their penises to elongate them -- sometimes to such a degree that the men literally have to knot them up--while the Mambas of New Hebrides wrap theirs in yards and yards of cloth, making them look up to 17 inches long.
	In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with two penises. Since then, there have been eighty documented cases of men similarly endowed.
	Among the Mangaians of Polynesia, 18-year-old couples make love an average of three times a night, every night, until their thirties, when the weekly average drops to a mere 14.
	The maximum speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to brain has been clocked at 156 miles per hour.
	A honeymooning couple are suing Holiday Inn for ten thousand dollars, claiming their sex life is now dysfunctional because an employee mistakenly walked in on them on their wedding night.
	At least 500 Americans die each year from asphyxia in an attempt to lessen oxygen flow to the brain in order to induce a more powerful orgasm.
	England's King Edward VII, a man of considerable heft, had a special table built so that he could comfortably engage in sexual intercourse.
	It was considered elegant for aristocratic ladies of the sixteenth century to let their pubic hair grow as long as possible so it could be pomaded and adorned with bows and ribbon.
	In fourteenth-century Europe, high-ranking noblemen were permitted to display their genitals below a short tunic, while those not impressively endowed could, if they chose, wear a leather falsie called a braquette.
	Given today's average frequency of sexual intercourse, it would take the typical American couple more than four years to try every one of the 529 positions described in the Kama Sutra.
	French President Francois Faure expired in a bordello in 1899 during the act of copulation, which so terrified his lady of the evening that her vagina constricted intractably, necessitating the surgical removal of the dead man's member.
	When men of the Walibri tribe of central Australia greet each other, they shake penises instead of hands.
	What does a girl from a trailer park and a bear have in common?    They both lick their paws.