On a plane bound for New York, the flight attendant approached a blonde
sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to coach since she did not
have a first class ticket. The blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going
to New York, and I'm not moving."
Not wanting to argue with a customer, the flight attendant asked the co-pilot to speak
with her.
He went to talk with the woman asking her to please move out of the first class
section. Again, the blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New
York, and I'm not moving."
The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what he should do. The
captain said, "I'm married to a blonde, and I know how to handle this."
He went to the first class section and whispered in the blonde's ear. She immediately
jumped up and ran to the coach section mumbling to herself, "Why didn't anyone
just say so?"
Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked what he said to her that finally
persuaded her to move from her seat.
He said, "I told her the first class section wasn't going to New York!"