A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a
particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with these guys? We
must have been waiting for 15 minutes!" The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but
I've never seen such ineptitude!" The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the
greenskeeper. Let's have a word with him."
"Hi George. Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't
they?" The greenskeeper replied, "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind firefighters.
They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them
play for free anytime."
The group was silent for a moment. The pastor said, "That's so sad. I think I will
say a special prayer for them tonight." The doctor said, "Good idea. And I'm
going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for
them."
The engineer said, "Why can't these guys play at night?"