Here's the Top Ten Bumper Stickers recently reported in the D.C. area:

10. HONK! If you had sex with the President

9. Adultery is not a family value

8. Does character matter YET?

7. One More Whore and We Get Gore!

6. Bill Clinton: Commander in Heat

5. My President Fooled Around with Your Honor Student

4. Today's kids don't play doctor, they play President

3. If his private life doesn't matter, let him date your daughter.

2. Save the President: Legalize Perjury

And, the # 1 Bumper Sticker:

1. Clinton: Our Nation's Fondling Father